"I think it could be really great on a big screen. I like the idea of a two-hour representation of a 24-hour film but it would have to be an amazing story." —Kiefer Sutherland on the idea of a 24 movie [Parade]

"It still amazes me that people actually watching me with a gun didn't just burst out laughing. I can't even play ping-pong, but it turns out I'm good with weapons. I've got enormous hands, like a transsexual, and that's probably why." —Kate Beckinsale on being an action star [WENN via Starpulse]

"Yeah, I gained weight for the part. Sure." —Jack Black on the great lengths he took to get in character for Tropic Thunder [Orlando Sentinel via PopMatters]

"Oh, really? That's a waste of money. That would be like saying… and understand that I'm not making this as a total comparison, but it would be like saying, 'Hey, let's go remake Casablanca!" —Barry Bostwick, the original Brad Majors, on the upcoming remake of The Rocky Horror Picture Show [Bullz-Eye viaPremium Hollywood]

"I remember years ago coming home after a great triumph with Love and Death and the girl in the apartment across still wouldn't go out with me. I was home by myself eating Chinese food out of a bucket, with nothing to do, watching television. It never means anything." —Woody Allen [Reuters viaYahoo]