For reasons unclear (and awesome), rightful American Idol winner David Archuleta has been honored in his home state of Utah with a twelve-acre corn maze cut in his image and bearing the slogan "ARCHULETA 4 PRESIDENT." "We really thought of Obama and McCain at first, but everyone we talked to was sick of the candidates," said maze creator Jeff Herbst. "Then we said, 'Let's do Archuleta."' There's no word yet on a competing David Cook corn maze, but we'd imagine that's only because it's so hard to make a toupee out of husks. [Deseret News]