"If [Daddy Yankee] debates me about politics, he will never talk another word about a politician for the rest of his life." —Fat Joe attacks Daddy Yankee over his support for John McCain [NYP]

"But, for Earl's creator, Greg Garcia, who referred to me as a 'psychotic,' I have only one question. Why are you Scientologists always rendering these medical opinions you aren't qualified to give?" —Alec Baldwin [HuffPo]

"I am thrilled to have my DNA shot into space, as this brings me one step closer to my lifelong dream of being the baby at the end of 2001." —Stephen Colbert [AP via Canadian Press]

"I'm excited to meet Michael Phelps! He's gonna be naked in all the sketches I write, for sure." —Kristen Wiig [People]

"To be honest, man, I really appreciate that people appreciate what I do, but I don't like that type of pressure. Like, I hate it, to be honest. I cannot save no whole rap game." —André 3000 [MTV]