Roger Ebert Gives Evolution Two Thumbs Down
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In what is surely the weirdest thing since his review of Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties, Roger Ebert has posted a defense of creationism on his Website, along with a FAQ ("Since living species were obviously not created through an evolutionary process, every surviving land-based mammal species had both ancestors on the Arc [sic]"), and a photo of a fossil that's "proof that man walked the earth with dinosaurs." [Roger Ebert]
Update: It was a joke.

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