Sure, we suppose a couple of newsworthy things happened this week besides today's announcement that Office writers Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stupnitsky are working on the screenplay for a new Ghostbusters sequel — but who cares, right? Here they are anyway:

• Ben Silverman finally went back to work.

• Don LaFontaine died.

• Roald Dahl was outed as a cocksman.

• 90210 sucked.

• Rappers discovered M.I.A.

• We met Don Draper!

• Stephenie Meyer overreacted.

• Alan Ball mixed his metaphors.

• Andres Serrano shit-talked.