Tagline: These are the exact circumstances people find themselves in right before they start having sex for money.

Translation: Or writing another Clerks sequel, we'd imagine.

The Verdict: This new "red-band" trailer for Zack and Miri Make a Porno — the Kevin Smith movie about roommates Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks who, well, you know — wastes no time taking advantage of its expanded freedom of speech. (Zingers abound, but our favorite: "Why the fuck aren't we watching that right now?") The Office's Craig Robinson, playing the producer in charge of the "titty auditions," and Traci Lords, as the aptly named porn star Bubbles, make for a decent-seeming background cast, rounded out by Smith regulars like Jason Mewes and Jeff Anderson. But the main arc will be, obviously, in true Aptovian fashion, that of a smoking hot babe falling for a lovable schlub. Only with more porn jokes.

Zack and Miri NSFW Red Band Movie Trailer and Banned Poster [/Film]