We do love this fake Michael Bay Twitter feed, particularly because there's that tiny chance it could be real. Sure, its bombastic, egomaniacal updates about beach volleyball, sleeping on a literal bed of money, and taking a "dump of excellence" are a little over-the-top, even for him — but we're willing to hold out hope that sage words of wisdom such as, "Boom. That's it. That's all you need to know" are actually coming from the man himself. [Twitter via marklisanti]