"I won't respond to that. That doesn't even deserve the dignity of a response. I don't know the details of that. It is absolutely ridiculous … This from the Guardian? I don't believe it! It is insulting that you would even bring it up! My God … I turned down the Mail to do this!" —Faye Dunaway on the rumor that she threw a cup of urine in Roman Polanski's face when the director refused to allow bathroom breaks on the set of Chinatown [Guardian]

"You know, I'm from Texas, but the character wasn't Bush. It really wasn't Bush. Okay, it was Bush and it wasn't Bush." —Dennis Quaid on playing the president in American Dreams [A.V. Club]

"My parents shut down Disneyland for me, so I'm good for a while." —Miley Cyrus on her 16th birthday [USAT]

"If you don't go over the top, you have no idea what's on the other side." —part of a rambling speech at the Q awards ceremony from Meatloaf, who later blamed his incoherence on vertigo [People]

''He's like a Hershey bar. He's a warm, sweet guy who gives you every opportunity to enjoy yourself when you talk to him.'' —Don Rickles on Jimmy Kimmel [EW]