After a technical glitch delayed its debut for an excruciating 24 hours, Weird Al Yankovic's "Whatever You Like" has at last found its way to iTunes. And, as anticipated, it's totally awesome. Like the T.I. original on which it's based, its lyrics promise a special lady all sorts of extravagant things, except it's sung from the perspective of a night manager at Kinkos and set during our current financial apocalypse. Which is ironic because, now that it's finally available for purchase, it will probably save the economy.

"Whatever You Like" [iTunes]