As the world waits with bated breath for "Whatever You Like," the massively anticipated, T.I.-mocking new single from comedy genius Weird Al Yankovic — which was supposed to make its debut on iTunes this morning — we now receive official word that a technical "glitch" has somehow delayed its arrival and it will now, let's hope, materialize "later today." Predictably, Apple's stock price has plummeted nine points since the opening bell.

New Single Update! [Weird Al via Idolator]