Paramount Execs Unaware of ‘South Park’ Indy Rape
Photo: Courtesy of Comedy Central
According to Vulture buddy Nikki Finke, Paramount executives missed Wednesday night's episode of South Park — in which Steven Spielberg and George Lucas literally rape Indiana Jones (see it here!) — but they'll be taking up the matter today with their parent company Viacom, which produces the show, just as soon as they're finished raping Indiana Jones (apparently Indy 5 is already in development). [Deadline Hollywood Daily]

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