Guns N' Roses, Chinese Democracy

Official Release Date: November 23

The Verdict: We suppose this means Axl actually has to release this thing now! After thirteen years and a million or so leaked demos, the real version of Guns N' Roses long-awaited follow-up to 1993's The Spaghetti Incident? has finally hit the Internet. How is it? Well, these are pretty much the same songs we've been listening to for the past six years, so if you liked that static-y MP3 of "I.R.S." you downloaded in 2003, you'll probably really like the cleaned-up version. We love "Catcher in the Rye," "Street of Dreams," and "Madagascar," even if we have been sick of them since Bush's first term.