‘Knight Rider’ Gets a Post-Election Makeover
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In what we can only imagine is a response to the results of last week's historic election — for which exit polls revealed that most voters were more worried about the economy than national security — NBC is bringing drastic changes to its awfulsome Knight Rider reboot: "We're moving away from the terrorist-of-the-week formula," says executive producer Gary Scott Thompson. "And closer to the original, making it a show about a man and his car going out and helping more regular people, everymen." In addition to the thematic shift, which will presumably have KITT and Mike Traceur fighting for a middle-class tax cut and making health care accessible to all Americans, three cast members (Sydney Tamiia Poitier, Yancey Arias, and Bruce Davison) will, ironically, be laid off.

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