The Smoking Gun is billing its triumphant discovery of Van Halen's oft-rumored but never-before-confirmed "No Brown M&M's" tour rider as "The Holy Grail." We don't know if we'd go that far, but it does make for a very good Friday afternoon read. In addition to the famed candy-related request, Diamond Dave and the rest of the crew demanded their dressing room contain items as varied as a large tube of KY Jelly, two bottles of Blue Nun, and herring in sour cream on their 1982 world tour. Yes, you read correctly, herring in sour cream. [Smoking Gun]