"It's an absolutely insane concept for me to even think that I'm going to play her, but apparently I got the job so I'm going to give it all I've got." —Kristin Stewart on being hired to play Joan Jett [Empire]

"We're a mirror. If society sees it and goes, 'Too much dick humor,' they need to look in the mirror and go, 'Why am I demanding this?'" —SNL writer Akiva Schaffer on their dick-humor music videos [Pitchfork]

"It takes me an hour and a half to get ready to go out. I meditate for a bit. Then I pick out an outfit that takes 20 minutes. Then I shower, and when I get out of the shower, I don't towel dry, I air dry. I have air dry fans in my room. Then I do some push ups and crunches. Then I dance around the room a bit." —Sean "Diddy" Combs [WENN via Starpulse]

"Sometimes I've gone into a big dark cave and that's no fun." —Pete Wentz has feelings [AP via Yahoo]

"We shared a makeup trailer, in the mornings I'd see her putting eye shadow on, and I'd say, 'I need some of that.' I showed off what we did to Frank Miller, and he said, 'I like it.'" —Samuel L. Jackson on sharing makeup with Scarlett Johansson in The Spirit [WENN via Starpulse]

"When I was a kid, I always wanted to kill Hitler." —Tom Cruise [MTV]