Nothing against baseless casting rumors for Christopher Nolan's not-yet-announced Dark Knight sequel — they got us through the slow month of August, after all — but these new ones, which speculate that Eddie Murphy will play the Riddler, Shia LaBeouf will be Robin, and Rachel Weisz will be Catwoman, are so hilariously off-base that it makes us wonder how bad they'll get next week when news really comes to a standstill. [/Film, /Film]