"I'd be doing Chekhov and they'd be chuckling. I'd be like 'What the hell are you laughing at?'" —Jennifer Aniston got into comedy because people wouldn't stop laughing at her [Reuters via Yahoo]

"The people of Oakland have come too far to have our city's name trampled upon in the name of entertainment." —David Chai, chief of staff to Oakland mayor Ron Dellum, on HBO's Gentlemen of Leisure [SJ Mercury]

"We definitely need a kid ASAP." —Spencer Pratt threatens the world with potential devil spawn [MTV]

"We still got it in Harlem. But instead of it being a pizzeria, we got it as a Chinese restaurant. We got some elements of the old in there, but we're adding some new elements." —RZA on his remake of The Last Dragon [MTV]

"We just ran out of money. We could have made him into a baby. Anything you want to do, you can do now." —David Fincher on his original plans to CGI a baby Brad Pitt in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button [MTV]

"Of course he doesn't get jealous. I'm not a porn star." —Kate Winslet on her husband's reaction to filming her love scenes in Revolutionary Road [Coming Soon]