If you've ever watched an episode of Deal or No Deal, you understand what it feels like to have seething hatred brew inside you whenever the anonymous, shadow-cloaked mathematical genius known to the world only as the Banker systematically crushes the dreams of yet another ordinary civilian. Well, guess what? It turns out this guy isn't even a real banker, he's just a loose-lipped actor-bartender named Peter Abbey! This is worse than the day last week when we learned Santa Claus wasn't real. [National Enquirer]