Are you: (A) looking to kill some time at work on Hump Day and (B) tired of Scrabble's crappy Facebook app crashing for the umpteenth time? Then try taking Assteroidz for a quick spin. Finally, someone was brilliant enough to design a video game that puts you in the shoes of an even spacier-than-usual David Lee Roth, as he tries to shoot down asteroids, menacing Sammy Hagar heads, and Savage Steve Holland's creepy Claymation hamburger guys from Better Off Dead. [Assteroidz: Diamond Dave Edition via Idolator]