Over on his Vanity Fair–hosted blog, James Wolcott is demanding that Diane Keaton's career (and we quote) "needs to be taken into protective custody until its owner comes to her senses and stops buggin'." Wondering what could possibly cause Wolcott to dip into his eighties hip-hop dictionary and scrawl such a scathing indictment? The straight-to-DVD film Smother, which aired on Lifetime over the weekend. We haven't seen it, but we are pretty curious what Wolcott was doing watching Lifetime. [VF]