Not Even the Rain Has Such Small Hands
As our awesome Vulture commenters quickly noted, Jay Mohr's line from last night's People's Choice Awards that "Not even the rain has such small hands" comes straight from the collected works of e. e. cummings. Though many of you clearly got the assignment to memorize "somewhere i have never travelled" back in high school, how many of you went to the trouble to make a video tribute to the poem using the Sims and then posted it on YouTube? Thought so! [Videogum]

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