"We were dangerously venturing into an area where everyone was so fake no one would have given a shit when it ended." —Scrubs creator Bill Lawrence on his show's upcoming finale [Ausiello Files/EW]

"I don't think Chris realized he was in a band until 2001. He all of a sudden woke up one day and realized he was in a band. He thought he was just recording my solo project." —Ben Gibbard on the origins of Death Cab for Cutie [A.V. Club]

"I think [the fact] that so many people are wondering along with me definitely puts pressure on my choices!" —Aubrey O'Day may get pressured into bisexuality [MTV]

"Apparently everyone who fought in the Cuban revolution wrote a memoir." —Steven Soderbergh on some of the source materials for Che [A.V. Club]

"I'm done with beefs this year. I'm just gonna become a rapper. I'm just like Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer. I am a rapper." —Jim Jones [MTV]