By now we hope you've had a chance to peruse Vulture's Critics' Poll of 2008's crappiest movies, in which America's most prestigious reviewers gifted Will Smith's organ-donation comedy, Seven Pounds, with top honors. Today, Jeffrey Wells directs us to a fake, spoiler-y poster for the film that we wish its marketers would've used, if only because it might've saved us from having to write this post.

Seven Pounds Tops Stinkers [Hollywood Elsewhere]

Earlier: Vulture’s Critics’ Poll: What’s the Worst Movie of 2008?
How Bad Is Seven Pounds’ Ending, Anyway?