Jane Austen by Way of George Romero
Hollywood studios are apparently getting all worked up over who can secure the film rights to the upcoming novel Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, in which author Seth Grahame-Smith finds a way to add a dash of Romero to the Jane Austen classic. To which we say, "Hurm." Wake us when The Mill on the Floss gets overrun with the undead, then we'll talk. [First Showing]

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