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R.I.P. Elevator Music (1934–2009)

You know that the economy is in the shitter when the company that creates mix tapes for elevators declares bankruptcy. Yes, that’s right, Muzak filed for Chapter 11 yesterday. We are hopeful that this means the international elevator conglomerates will begin building D.J. booths in every elevator on a go-forward basis. [Bloomberg]

R.I.P. Elevator Music (1934–2009)