Toronto's favorite indie rocker, Scott Pilgrim, is turning 24, and he still hasn't defeated all of his girlfriends' exes in mortal combat yet. Will Scott defeat the ass-hat twins, Ken and Kyle Katayanagi? Will his band, Sex Bob-omb, ever play another show? Will Knives Chau spill Scott's secrets to Ramona? And what secrets does Ramona have herself?

Bryan Lee O'Malley's manga-meets-video-games series, Scott Pilgrim, is already a cult favorite. Now, Edgar Wright (Shaun of the Dead) is filming the movie adaptation, starring Michael Cera as Scott. Here at Vulture, we're very proud to present this exclusive excerpt from Volume Five, Scott Pilgrim vs. the Universe, which comes out tomorrow from Oni Press.