Some Poor Oscar Winner to Get His Award From the Twilight Guy
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The plan to keep the names of this year's Oscar presenters a secret suddenly makes sense: Twilight's Robert Pattinson will hand out an award (we doubt it'll be an important one); producers were probably just trying to prevent vampire riots at the Kodak Theatre on Sunday night. [Hitflix]

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