While we here at Vulture HQ generally cede the blind-item game to other sites, we're going to make an exception this afternoon, namely because it's not every day that you see David Carr dropping one into his Carpetbagger blog. In a piece that basically revolves around how he's nonplussed by celebs, he illustrates his point thusly: "The other night at a little spot in Midtown Manhattan, a very famous actor was hitting, slowly and methodically, on a very famous actress. The Bagger, though, didn’t really notice until he left the joint and a pal gave him the blow by blow." Anyone care to proffer an educated guess as to whom he might be referring to? [Carpetbagger/NYT]