We've been following the escalating beef between 50 Cent and Rick Ross for quite some time, but it wasn't until now that shit got real, y'all! TMZ reports that 50 Cent is set to self-distribute a homemade porn tape starring himself and one of Rick Ross's baby mamas. Although we haven't seen the tape, we're betting it makes 2Pac's "That's why I fucked your bitch, you fat motherfucker" line to Biggie look positively quaint by comparison. [TMZ]