In their 434-word treatise on last night’s Clap Your Hands Say Yeah performance on mime-bowler Jimmy Fallon’s new reality show, Oh God, Oh God, I’m Drowning, Aren’t I?, Idolator tucks in a paragraph about the “truly execrable vocal performance” by the guy standing at the microphone. We must take exception to this characterization, only because there are no words to describe what a terrible embarrassment these young folks have made of themselves, their families, and white people in general. This band should not have gone on Late Night, they should have appeared on American Idol and been subjected to the inevitable hose-beating by an enraged Simon Cowell.