It's not all raves and acclaim for Billy Crudup's glowing cerulean bell clacker: "Throughout most of the whole picture, one male character walks around completely naked, with his private parts waving in the breeze," says Dr. Ted Baehr, chairman of the Christian Film & Television Commission, who is protesting the fact that Watchmen is not rated NC-17, and probably unintentionally selling a few thousand tickets to see it in IMAX. [Movieguide via FARK]