U2 won't be the only ones disappointing us twice this year! Eminem's Relapse, his first album since 2004’s Encore, will be released May 19. But it doesn’t end there: Em’s already started work on Relapse 2, slated for the second half of 2009. Apparently, “Dre and I went back in the studio in September for a few days, and that turned into six months. We were on such a roll; we wound up with a ton of new music produced by Dre. Putting out Relapse 2 will let everyone get all of the best stuff.” And give Dre another excuse to delay Detox until dinosaurs roam the earth again. [Nah Right]