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Yesterday, TMZ revealed the stunning news that former rap mogul and legendary villain Suge Knight holds Chris Brown in the highest esteem despite the possibility that he beat Rihanna, and will "ride" with Brown "1000 percent" — because Brown sang "Happy Birthday" to Knight's daughter (whom we're guessing Suge feels somewhat protective over) when she turned 14. "Ironically," SOHH adds, "Suge pleaded guilty to misdemeanor battery against his girlfriend Melissa Isaac last month stemming from a domestic dispute the couple had summer 2008." So ironic. [SOHH]