Is New York's favorite book-publicist-author (Vintage, I Was Told There'd Be Cake) ready for the dark side of fame? We turn your attention to the new Facebook group "Having A Crush on Sloane Crosely [sic] (It's Not Fair!) Support Group," currently consisting of its founding member, Boston's Doug Finch, and a shadowy figure known as "Outsider Writers." The group implores would-be members to report sightings "in a non-stalkery way," warning that "we gaze upon the object of our crushdom from afar." Sensible, but would it hold up in court? [Facebook]