EW's Michael Ausiello is just a blind-item machine these days. Last night, he asked his readers to identify the lead actor in a TV drama series whose "expansive — and expanding — waistline" necessitates a girdle and may soon call for an on-set intervention. So far, the comment section seems to think it's Law & Order: Criminal Intent's Vincent D'Onofrio, but surely there's someone secretly fatter, right? [Ausiello Files/EW]