Is it just us or is there something vaguely sinister about Ashton Kutcher's desire to beat CNN in the race to become the first Twitterer to gain 1,000,000 followers? We know it's a stretch, but what if Kutcher was put on earth to punk his million followers into following him into the afterlife in some sort of social-media-meets–Heaven's Gate type of experiment? We're totally un-following him as soon as we save this post. [TechCrunch]