We're nine kinds of broken up (not really) that Desperate Housewives kingpin Marc Cherry deemed Nicolette Sheridan the most disposable resident of Wisteria Lane and had her bumped off the show. However, other than Sheridan and her agent, not many people seemed to care that her character fell prey to electrocution on Sunday night: The episode was viewed by 13.9 million people, which is 1.3 million fewer than the show has been averaging all season. Note to Cherry: Kill off Eva Longoria and you'll have M*A*S*H*-finale-type-numbers on your hands. [AP]