Beloved actor Gary Coleman has glowingly reviewed his new movie, Midgets vs. Mascots, premiering on April 25 at the Tribeca Film Festival: “It was worse than any film school project … I shouldn’t be in this movie in the first place, but the mortgage keeps coming. This movie almost cost me my relationship with my wife. It has caused me grief … I’m going to bash my fists right in my agent’s face.” The movie apparently stars little people competing in such events as alligator wrestling and “Who can drink a gallon of milk the fastest?” [NYP]
