We have no idea how we missed this one the other day (actually, we have a very good idea: We don't pay much attention to E!), but apparently Mickey Rourke is looking to lay a serious beatdown on Joel McHale, host of The Soup (which is the only thing on that channel we have an affinity for). Apparently, McHale enraged Rourke by taking potshots at Mickey's deceased pooch, Loki, and now Rourke is threatening to "smack him in the face." While you're at it, Mick, think you could figure out a way to do the same thing to every single member of the Kardashian clan (including Bruce Jenner)? [E!]