In a very touching post to his consistently entertaining MySpace blog, comedian Patton Oswalt explains how the arrival of his newborn daughter, Alice, improved his experience with Crank: High Voltage, a movie he had been excitedly anticipating for months. His case sounds pretty convincing, so we're going to do our best to bring children into the world before the next film in the Crank series hits theaters. [Patton Oswalt/MySpace]