Is it just us, or is it getting hot in Vulture Reading Room? The latest reactions to the European bodily fluid adventure Wetlands come from our own Adam Sternbergh, who tumbles brain-first into the “critical briar patch” the novel creates, and author Kate Christensen, who risks disrespecting a beloved pet in order to parody the book. Plus: Jessa Crispin, Ayelet Waldman, Sam Anderson, and our commenter chorus. [Vulture Reading Room]