This week, the world reacted with sadness to Twilight star Taylor Lautner's tragic diagnosis with Restless Leg Syndrome. (Did you know it makes him awkward on dates?) To put things in perspective, though, RLS is not, technically, the worst thing in the world. What's worse?

• All the summer movies not good enough to go on this list.

• The leaked version of Wolverine.

• Bruno's NC-17 rating and PG-13 red band trailer.

• Monsters vs. Aliens' dubious box-office victory.

• NBC's new standard.

• G.I. Joe

• Fast & Furious

• The Osbournes' variety show.

• Hair groupies.

• The Pirate Bay's foray into social networking.

• Nacho-cheese wars.

• Fox's refusal to pay for 3-D glasses.

• The sad, untimely cancellation of Guiding Light.

• Doctor Parnassus's Oscar chances.

• The book industry's bottom line.

• This week's episode of American Idol.

• Mose Schrute's neckbeard.