You might not realize this, but even the official newspaper of the Vatican, L'Osservatore Romano, has a film critic. The paper just released its review of Angels & Demons, in which it proclaims that the film offers "more than two hours of harmless entertainment, which hardly affects the genius and mystery of Christianity." We're pretty sure their review would've turned out differently if they had witnessed the nefarious and sacrilegious ways in which Sony has been marketing the film. [AP]