Though Ashton Kutcher and his wife, Demi Moore, often use Twitter to broadcast their whereabouts to their armies of devoted followers, both of them are threatening to boycott the service should the social media company move forward with their plans for a stupid new television show. Not only did Kutcher tweet his disapproval, but he convinced director Robert Luketic ("If this is true my shop is closed") and wife Demi Moore ("I hope this isn't true — if it is, our Twitter time may come to a quick and sad end!") to join his protest. At this point, we're not sure which option we prefer: the Twitter show failing to get green-lit, or a Kutcher-less Twitterverse. Quite frankly, both seem equally appealing. [CNN]