When Werner Herzog's Nicolas Cage–starring remake of Bad Lieutenant was first announced, we only asked that its trailer be as baffling and WTF awesome as the entire concept. Wish granted! In it, we see Cage hallucinate lizards, deny oxygen to an old lady during an interrogation, and take a hit from his lucky crack pipe ("You don't have a lucky crack pipe?"). We're pretty sure it won't please Abel Ferrara, but this movie is going to be awesome. Also, strangely, YouTube says this magical video was uploaded a month ago and somehow sat undiscovered by blogs until last night, which is truly a blight on the good name of the Internet.