It's no secret why Michael Kupperman is a favorite of Robert Smigel and Conan O'Brien — he's one of the most weirdly funny writers around. Now his totally bizarre four-issue comic-book series Tales Designed to Thrizzle has been collected into one thrizzling full-color hardcover. From pornographic coloring books to Mickey Rourke's Pubic Hair Stencils; from the crime-fighting team of Snake and Bacon to Uncle Jimmy's Bitter Drunken Guide to the Animal Kingdom; Tales Designed to Thrizzle is the dirtiest, funniest comic book to come out in a long time.

Vulture is thoroughly ashamed to present an exclusive, only-sort-of-safe-for-work eight-page excerpt from Michael Kupperman's hilarious comic, Tales Designed to Thrizzle, coming in July from Fantagraphics.