Wondering what happened this week? Well, we can tell you: not much! Katherine Heigl lived while T.R. Knight didn't, Bruce Springsteen jammed with Phish, McLovin found love, Ellen Page caterwauled her way through "Don't Stop Believing," we read And Then There's This, the Standard Hotel got hellacious, Alexa Chung underwhelmed, Zooey Deschanel didn't want to be your girlfriend, Sean Penn decided to take some time off, and Taylor Swift rapped with T-Pain. Until next week!