"I think it's an all-girl movie. But if there's any way to be in that film, I'd do it. I'd play a girl if I had to." —Zac Efron wants to be in Zack Snyder's Sucker Punch really badly [Marc Malkin/E]

"[Director Todd Phillips] goes, 'Look at these clips on YouTube. It doesn’t hurt that much.’ And then the Warner Brothers lawyers stepped in, thank God." —Zach Galifianakis on the Taser scene that didn't quite make it into The Hangover [NYT]

"It made me feel really tough. Really hard. I don't think I've ever won a fight in my life. It was cool." —Robert Pattinson on being a tough guy now, after his Twilight fight [MTV]

"I once chartered a yacht through the Mediterranean. But in the end I tried to jump off the boat and kill myself because I wasn't getting along with the captain. The idea was we'd go to port every night so we wouldn't be rocking like The Perfect Storm, but he had other ideas. We were out in the ocean riding the waves. I got sick and couldn't take it. I got my favorite dress in one hand, a bottle of wine in the other hand and I was ready to jump in the ocean and die. Luckily Carey talked me down." —Pink hates yachts [Contact Music]

"A lot of meditation. Gonna keep it clean and sober. Probably just gonna lay low, you know what I mean? Or I might set the LA night on fire." —Andy Samberg on his plans for after the MTV Movie Awards [MTV]

"He is a malicious guy and will step on anybody's face to succeed and cross any line of decency. Seeing him now, drugs and alcohol now rule his life and he's become a dopey clown." —Trent Reznor is not impressed with Marilyn Manson [Spinner]