This morning, Aziz Ansari told us that since he'd signed up for Parks and Recreation before its premise was decided on, NBC could very well have told him, "It's about you and Paul Walker running a bakery together," and he'd have been forced to star in it. Our friends at the Apiary point out that he's also pitched different show ideas to other interviewers (among them: "You running a laundromat with Vin Diesel"; "You and Soulja Boy running a lemonade stand together"). We'd totally watch any of those. [Apiary]
Earlier: Aziz Ansari on Funny People and Getting Diddy to Follow Him on Twitter