Has Jeremih Even Had Birthday Sex?
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Not according to some guy named DJ Chachi, a D.J. at Tenjune, who laments the current state of summer jams in an article in today's New York Post. "Unfortunately, if songs have a good beat or a hook, they can be a hit. [...] These artists today have someone else writing their lyrics. Who knows what Jeremih's real lifestyle is like. Maybe he's never even had birthday sex." Sadly, D.J. Joanie could not be reached for comment. [NYP]

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